I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
Randomize
