you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
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