sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
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