BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
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