Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
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