THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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