he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
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