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i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
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