She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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