Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
When he brought me into his room he showed me his James Bond calendar and matching sheets, and then told me that his goal in life is to be James Bond….epic fail. Mission Impossible. I was scared to take off his boxers to find out that they were also James Bond themed.
RUN LIKE YOUR JAMES BOND
I forgot how hot balto sounded
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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