Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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