There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
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