I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
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