After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
So many bounce houses so little time
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
I lost my vibrator temporarily and for some unknown reason my first thought was that you might have stolen it. But then I realized you would never do that because you know it keeps me from killing people. But I am overtired and lacking in faith.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
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