Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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