idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
the liver wants what the liver wants
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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