Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
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