Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I just cut my nipple shaving
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
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