I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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