He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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