If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
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