K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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