Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
Alive.
So much puke
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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