i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
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Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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