Whoa Z and x make the same sound
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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