I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
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Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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