I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
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