I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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