I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
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