So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
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