im gay
i know
yea but for you.
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
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