I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
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