On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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