Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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