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Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
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