I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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