Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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