dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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