Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
Oh god it's open bar.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
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