I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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