I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
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