you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
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