she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
This is a mass text to all my friends. Whoever gets this first, please find me and confiscate my phone immediately. I am far too high to have it. Even if you have to punch me in my face to get it. Otherwise, let the "High While Analyzing Disney Movies" texts begin.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
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