Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
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