my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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