dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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