My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
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