so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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