I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
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