Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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