Walk of Shame. In a state park.
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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