I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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