After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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